39: The Fine Print Of Trying Again

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Limit one per person per day. Lifetime supply guaranteed. Trying Again may cause extreme anxiety before attempt is made and a violent headache afterward, whether attempt is successful or not. Trying Again accepts no responsibility for determining whether success or failure has been achieved. In the case that you are unable to get at least ten likes for Trying Again on Facebook, you may experience feelings that your attempt is not truly valid. Side effects can include happiness, regret, and/or pride. Call your doctor if fear of Trying Again persists longer than usual. If Trying Again does not work to alleviate your issue, Trying Again might not be right for you. Give up and try again with something new.

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